Terrible Dating Advice is a collection of the world's worst dating tips from self-proclaimed relationship expert, Dane Pierce. Despite the urgings of his pear-shaped attorney, Jacob, Mr. Pierce has decided to publish his completely misguided, but unintentionally hilarious, romantic advice. If you want to know what NOT to do in your romantic life, and enjoy some major laughs along the way, this book is for you. From the author himself: "Have you ever performed a rhinoceros mating dance for a potential lover, or spent a first date at a slaughterhouse? Of course not, because you're still brainwashed by "conventional" relationship advice. Properly leverage the tips within this book, and I promise your love life will never be the same!"