The perfect gift book for your favorite imperfect softball player.Rec-League Softball - n. a sport, similar to baseball, except played with larger, softer, slower balls by larger, softer, slower players.Whimsical words for weeknight warriors-this irreverent softball dictionary includes essential terms such as: Beer: A miracle substance that relieves a player's anxiety about failure while simultaneously causing failure.Collide: When two players call "I got it" and don't hear each other, they often collide. From the Latin co (both) and lied (said they would catch it).Subs: Players who replace the starting team when the puddles on the field get too deep.Wrap up the perfect present for Christmas, Father's Day, Mother's Day, or birthdays.Guaranteed to hit a home run!