The Honest Dad Survival Guide is the book every father-to-be wished he had before the first diaper blowout. Warm, witty, and practical, this funny gift for dads book mixes 99 micro-strategies with humor to help new fathers navigate sleepless nights, exploding diapers, 3:42 a.m. bottles, endless Disney loops, and the joy of that first baby smile. More than a dry manual, it's a survival guide for first-time dads, a pregnancy book for dads funny and useful, and a go-to dad handbook you'll actually open. What's inside this dad survival book: - Quick, real-life hacks: power naps that work, "yes honey" at the right moment, onesies with snaps (no wrestling), trimming tiny nails without panic, lullaby playlists, baby carriers that save your back, changing diapers in impossible places, and rescuing your coffee before it's cold.- Humor as stress relief: crisis-to-comedy reframes, dad jokes alternatives, five-minute resets, realistic fatherhood expectations, and laugh-out-loud parenting fails that make you feel normal.- No sugarcoating: you'll meet the midnight feeds, eye-bags as honor badges, first fevers, daycare drop-offs, messy living rooms that double as theme parks-and those hugs that heal everything. Who this book is for: - Expecting fathers searching for a pregnancy handbook for dads funny and practical.- First-time dads who need a practical handbook for new dads book with tips they can use tonight.- Families and friends searching for a baby shower gift for dad book, Father's Day gift for dad book, or a birthday gift for dad from wife and kids that balances humor with genuine advice.- Grandparents, friends, coworkers looking for a unique gag gift for new dads or a funny dad book alternative to dad jokes. Topics every dad will recognize: baby sleep envy, coffee as vacation, improvised lullabies, "vacations" with no rest, learning to let go at the right time, bonding with your newborn, supporting your partner, finding balance between work and family, surviving teething, introducing solids, and managing toddler chaos. Each short chapter makes fatherhood more manageable and a lot funnier. How to use it: read one tip at a time, test it in the wild, laugh at the result, repeat tomorrow. It's a no-judgment dad survival guide book you can read solo at 2 a.m., share with your partner, or pass around to friends. Why it works: because nothing is staged or polished. Every survival hack comes from situations real dads face daily. The book encourages fathers to lower impossible standards, embrace imperfection, and use humor to keep perspective. It's relatable, respectful, and loaded with self-deprecating dad humor. Perfect for gifting (US occasions): works as a baby shower gift for expecting fathers, a new dad survival gift book, a Father's Day book for dad, a birthday gift for husband from wife, a Christmas gift for dad or grandpa, or a supportive pick-me-up for a sleep-deprived friend. Slide it into the hospital bag, wrap it up for a coworker, or use it as a stocking stuffer funny dad book.