Some couples travel to relax. Aliester and Emma Crewley save the world. They've done it twice already, and frankly, they're exhausted.It was supposed to be a quiet vacation. Then came the fanatical anti-magick aliens, the legendary ancient robot, the Dead Celebrity Space Corps, a portentous spam email, and (because why not?) The Space Monkey Mafia.Now it's up to Aliester, Emma, some old friends (and some old enemies) to stop the planet from being destroyed... again.The Universe Hates Us- The Apocalypse has never been so petty.