According to a tattered legal pad discovered at a Chicago comic book convention, the film STAR WARS was heavily influenced by earlier films such as ROBIN HOOD, CASABLANCA, THE GRAPES OF WRATH, PRIDE AND PREJUDICE, YOU ONLY LIVE TWICE, and THE HOUSE OF FRANKENSTEIN. The diary recorded in this legal pad further discloses that Jar Jar Binks was the original hero of the story, the Death Star was not supposed to be a globe but star-shaped, and Luke Skywalker was to be played by Ron Howard. What other secrets are revealed? Who is the mysterious GL, the author of this diary? Read THE LOST STAR WARS DIARY: A PARODY and find out! Only available from Paul Erickson, Nerd Parodist.