Hey, there! Do you like underdog stories? How about coming-of-age stories? Do you like comedy, adventure, drama, lust, love, and teenage angst? If you answered yes to any of the above questions, The Chronicles of Cornelius might be the story for you.Go ahead. Open it up. Read about my most embarrassing moments and how I went from being a chubby loser to having three beautiful girls vying for my affection. I am literally an open book . . . for you. You're welcome. Enjoy.