Learn to navigate the pitfalls of retirement, from grill fires to knitting needle injuries, in this funny pocket-sized gift book from the best-selling Worst-Case Scenario(R) series. You're done with the rat race and ready to relax! Your troubles are over--or are they just beginning? This humorous and portable guide will steer you through all the dangers retirement can throw at you. Learn: How to beat seasickness on your round-the-world cruiseHow to drive a golf cart through a hurricaneHow to get your grown child to move out. . . and more survival strategies to enjoy the good life while preparing for the worst!