When a bogan leaves an art gallery in chaos, he spins poetic yarns to dodge accountability from the cops, but more importantly, to dodge the judgment of his missus.Packed with Aussie slang, this picture book showcases original paintings by Australian artist Tracey Esteves. It's a celebration of Australia's art and culture, its wildlife and the fine art of making excuses.Glossary included for the uninitiated into Aussie slang.