Vampires, prophecy, and the surveillance job from hell.Vincent Lupo is immortal, sarcastic, and officially on probation. The Vampire Council gave him the one job he hates most: stakeouts.His punishment: babysitting the Modernisers - influencer-vampires obsessed with ring lights, merch, and TikTok clout. The Council thinks it's busywork. Vincent thinks it's hell.But when prophecy fragments start hijacking raves, graveyards, and even Parliament speeches, it's clear something far older-and far hungrier-is stirring. With mortals filming everything and the Council burying the truth, Vincent, Ren, and Mrs Barley must improvise their way through a mess no amount of bureaucracy can contain.Stakeouts were supposed to be boring. This one might end the world.Perfect for fans of dark comedy, vampire noir, and reluctant heroics with bite.