Getting old doesn't have to be boring-especially when murder's on the itinerary. Hy Reynolds has always been a good listener... whether he should be or not. Eugenia Drye is a widow, and there is very "widow" she doesn't know about her neighbors. When their intrepid nosiness prompts their exasperated families to mention the "H word"-the home-the plucky pensioners take matters into their own hands and book a freedom cruise into retirement. After all, why shape up when you can ship out? Life aboard the Photuris is smooth sailing-until a passenger's drink packs more kick than the chorus girls. Suddenly Hy and Eugenia are shelving their salsa lessons and shuffleboard to follow the trail, and toss the crew's sanity overboard. One thing's certain: murder on the high seas comes with plenty of comedy, chaos, and clue-hunting in Board to Death, the first laugh-out-loud installment in the Hy & Drye Mysteries.