What happens when a smoking hot retired rock star finally decides to take a walk on the bi side? I have no idea. I panicked and tanked our date before I could find out. When I accidentally overheard Jake Lord, womanizing rock god with a d**k of legendary proportions, say he wanted to come out as bisexual, I never imagined I'd be the first man he'd ask to dinner. What could a famous musician want with me-a guy who's so freaked by what happened on my last job that I'm working as a gardener to try to forget? I should've turned him down immediately, but he was so adorable-all nervous and awkward-I couldn't stop myself from accepting his invitation. But after decades of the rock and roll life, Wesley doesn't want to be "Jake Lord" anymore. He's ready to be a dad, a homebody, a guy who rescues kittens. A man like that needs someone who's got their s**t together. And that's definitely not me. So I bailed before I was in too deep. Oops. Too late. I Touch Hoses is part of the Bent Oak, Texas series but is written so it can be read as a standalone. In the series timeline, this story takes place between Head Over Feels and We Don't Need Another Santa.