2,500 years ago, a contemporary of Confucius named Confuse-us also lived in ancient China. Once a student of the great Confucius, he broke with his mentor over various issues concerning proper bathroom etiquette. To our good fortune, the legendary Confuse-us, regarded as the foremost bathroom scholar of all-time, left thousands of wise sayings that are still quite relevant today. Following his sagacious bathroom advice will make all of us honorable hosts and gracious guests while also saving us countless embarrassing moments.In The Legend of Confuse-us, you will learn all the important rules of proper bathroom behavior while laughing your head off at all of the compiled sayings, commandments, quotes, nursery rhymes, full song parodies and more. Pick up a copy for yourself and for someone you truly care about. You'll both be glad you did.