This book is a zany collection of anecdotes from a life lived on the edge. Ranging from a heroic rescue from near death at age four to any number of hunting, fishing, and diving adventures that depend on the statute of limitations to protect the author and his almost as crazy friends from legal difficulties. Throw in pranks, puns, lame poetry, incontinence, a pet crow, rat attacks, UFO's, paranormal, dementia, the birth of political incorrectness, and so much more. Not for the faint of heart or snowflake oriented. Put aside your delicate sensitivities and crank up your sense of humor.