Surviving AI, broken systems, and climate chaos is hard enough-now HR is involved.This darkly funny collection of survival quizzes is here to diagnose your most questionable coping mechanisms.Can you outsmart the algorithm, survive the demon uprising, and still make it to Casual Friday?From glitching smart fridges and sentient toasters to ancient prophecies and corporate sword policies, Adapt, Panic, or Profit? blends high-stakes chaos with laugh-out-loud absurdity.Take the quiz and find out: - Are you quietly unraveling-or just updating your settings again? - Will your AI fridge stage a coup before the oceans rise? - Can you out-evolve the flaming penguins?This premium satirical quiz book offers absurd diagnostics for the emotionally literate, the mythically unwell, the burnout-optimized, and the romantically doomed.It won't fix the world-but it might explain why you're still refreshing your inbox as the servers burn.Your odds of survival are statistically irrelevant.But at least the Wi-Fi still works.And you're not alone in this glitch.