Gorgonzola College is a private institution housing one of the top 10 collegiate level basketball programs over the last few decades. The results from Gorgonzola's pupils have allowed it to be recognized as a top 100 national college. Yet, many of its pupils would find it surprising that it would produce a Lyon Measle out of the 1,000+ graduates it produces every year. After all, Gorgonzola College values intellectual depth and competence. From the outside looking in, Gorgonzola College is exemplary. From the inside looking out however, Gorgonzola College is just like every other aspirational elite institution that barely makes it into the top 100... It encourages unmeritable individuals to shine bright like a diamond.. only to faithlessly watch them be gruesomely treated by life's most cut-throat & unforgiving beams of expository light after graduation. The Lyon Measle, however, is not about Gorgonzola College nor its beautiful campus. It is about an individual that would seem to be no different than you... The Lyon Measle. Despite an extreme dependence on his sterilized father and cake making mother, The Lyon Measle went on to land a subordinate job for a basketball team within the world's most esteemed basketball league. This story highlights Lyon Measle's time during and after his undergraduate years... A time when he was deemed so much more than just a simple lying weasel.