A wickedly funny poetry collection skewering Silicon Valley's absurdities, from the creators who survived Meta and Reddit to tell the tale.Ever wondered what happens when corporate jargon meets rhyme? When dog photo filters become product strategy? When cookie removal sparks workplace revolution?"Let's Take This Offline" delivers savage poetry about life inside the tech bubble-where productivity apps make you less productive, "reply-all" is a war crime, and LinkedIn humblebrags reach peak cringe. From your first day's campus tour to layoff emails sent from private jets, these verses capture the beautiful chaos of an industry that moves fast and breaks... everything.Perfect for anyone who's ever: - Attended a meeting that should've been an email- Lost the conference room TV remote- Received swag instead of a raise- Wondered if "Open Kimono" is appropriate workplace terminologyPart roast, part love letter, all truth. Because sometimes you need to laugh at the Matrix before it makes you cry into your oat milk latte.