Jackin' the Beanstalk: When Jack trades his mom for a can of beans, he once again falls short of his father's expectations. But when those beans grow into an enormous magical beanstalk, he has a chance to redeem himself and take back the case of beer from the fat people who allegedly stole it. G.I.R.L.3: Girl in the Hood: Rob(erta) Hardlick has been living the good life within the game Penultimate Phantasm XIX. Or at least it is until Proturbo Corp traps Rob and her friends in a game within a game. G.I.R.L.4: Combat Devolved: I can't log out. Now, just when I thought it couldn't be worse, I seem to have lost track of time . . . literally. G.I.R.L.5: Endblame: I'm the biggest badass in online gaming and now I'm trying to take it to the next level, by becoming an honest to goodness superhero. The Final GIRL: Everyone wants a piece of my hide. Until one job goes bad, and I have no choice but to deal with the one thing worse than shambling hordes and discount fascists . . . a snotty teenager. The Final GIRL (Part II): Ever wonder what you'd do if you got dropped in the middle of a zombie apocalypse? It's time to stop playing the game, no matter the cost. Contains mature themes.