Julie Tudor is not a psychopath. Julie Tudor is forty-nine and has it all: a fantastic job (well-maintained spreadsheets are the lynchpin of an efficient office), a beautiful house (some may wonder how she got the money for it, but nothing has been proved), and the man of her dreams. Julie Tudor is not a stalker. Sean is twenty-five and the love of Julie's life. The only problem is, he thinks he's in love with someone else. And Julie Tudor is definitely, definitely not a serial killer. But Julie has found herself in a similar situation before. And if there's one thing Julie knows, it's how to get rid of the competition . . . After all, what's a little murder in the name of true love?