A pinch of desire. A tablespoon of seduction. A heaping cup of frustration. A recipe for damnation. Romantic, moonlit walks on the beach have a different kind of vibe when we're surrounded by sirens who want to eat us, and not in a good way. My world has been completely turned on its head. I've been hiding from demons and corrupt witches with my retro fairy godfather, my bumbling apprentice, her floppy-horned lover, a mischievous, disappearing pygmy dragon, my gifted, autistic preteen son, and one hex of a sexy sphinx shifter. The Department of Unapproved Magic shut down my bakery, possibly for good. My annoying ex-husband won't stop harassing us. Most of the magical world, including my aunt, are hunting us. Desperate to clear our names, we're forced to befriend a beautiful WitchTok influencer who wants to kill us, control us, or both. Good thing my boyfriend can lick his eyebrows. Otherwise, I'd have gone certifiably crazy. Now, if we could root out the demons before they find us, we might have a shot at escaping our so-called paradise alive. Contains mature themes.