THE Travel Book of Summer 2025 (and probably the next decade too)Booked a one-way flight to Europe with a TEFL certificate and big dreams? Ended up in Central Europe with a chipped mug of instant coffee and a school lunch you can't identify? Perfect. You're exactly who this book is for.Don't Say Nazdar is the hilarious, unfiltered survival guide every traveler, teacher, or accidental expat needs in their carry-on. Whether you're fresh off the airport shuttle or five years deep in a staffroom that smells like printer toner and regret, this book spills the tea (and probably the skolní čaj) on what it's really like teaching English in the heart of Europe.What's inside: Pro-level tips TEFL courses forget-like how to handle 10-year-olds who roast your grammarA survival guide to school politics (and which teacher always brings cake)That one Czech phrase that opens all doors (and sometimes beer fridges)What to pack for school trips with no working toilets and a goat on the busHow to blend in without accidentally joining a marching band or being adopted by your students' babičkaWhy you need this book?Because it's part guide, part therapy, and 100% comedic gold. It'll make you laugh, cringe, and maybe even survive your first month without Googling "emergency flight home." This is Eat, Pray, Teach for the chaotic ESL generation. And if you are going to venture out, maybe a good idea to buy the PAPER version, Summer camps and hostels lose power at a drop of a rain drop out here! Book 1 in an EPIC 3 part series! Part 2 coming in June, Part 3 in July! Welcome to Czechia. Hope you brought snacks. And maybe a sense of humor. ( And please don't show any Czech speakers this thing!)