What happens when socks rebel, toasters sue their owners, and the universe answers its own hotline?Welcome to Cosmic Nonsense 3: Absurd Tales from the Edge of Sanity-the third collection in the laugh-out-loud series that blends surreal humor, cosmic absurdity, and everyday chaos into stories so ridiculous, you'll wonder why reality bothers existing at all.Inside these pages, you'll find: A toaster dragging its owner to court for "crimes against breakfast."A galaxy-wide customer complaint hotline that won't stop calling back.The Department of Lost Socks, where mismatched rebels and dryer overlords wage eternal war.With sharp wit, fast-paced storytelling, and the kind of nonsense that actually makes sense (if you squint), this book is perfect for fans of Douglas Adams, Terry Pratchett, absurdist comedy, cosmic humor, and laugh-out-loud short fiction.If you enjoy bizarre adventures, surreal comedy, and stories where the universe has clearly had one too many cups of coffee, you'll love Cosmic Nonsense 3.Grab your copy today and prepare to laugh yourself out of orbit