Ever stepped in moose shit and thought, "Yep, this pretty much sums up my life"?Welcome to Moose Turds and Midlife Crises - the no-filter, side-splitting memoir of a grizzled boomer staring down the back half of life with a crooked grin and a cup of burnt coffee.This isn't your average "I found enlightenment on a yoga mat" midlife tale. Nope. This is a dirt-under-the-fingernails, deer-in-the-rearview, curse-out-the-universe kind of story - equal parts survival guide and stand-up comedy show set deep in the backwoods of personal chaos.In these pages, you'll find: Wild tales of aging disgracefully in the North CountryOutbursts of sarcastic gold and nostalgic WTF momentsActual moose (and their digestive aftermath)A brutally honest look at marriage, manhood, memory loss, and that weird mole you swear wasn't there last week