Maya and Adam, sister and brother, young, radical board-riders, skip school early today in search of an adventure, the likes of which had not been seen before. They should be careful what they wish for. They make for the woods with grit to test their new invention: the earthboard. Little do they know they will be discovering much more than a new extreme sport. As fate would have it, there paths are crossed with an ancient mythology of boards. Dharma Bøards is a truly epic tale of adventure, exploration, revelation, antidisestablishmentarianism, anti-gravity, reckoning, awakening, and puppets.