Cast, Miss, Repeat. Welcome to the Great American Sport of False Confidence.A Dumb Bass Fishing Guide isn't a manual-it's a field report from the shallow end of human optimism. Written by a man who mistakes chaos for strategy, it's part sermon, part survival log, and 100 percent too wet-proof that with every cast, fate makes sure at least one dumb bass gets hooked on the experience.From ramp disasters and gear worship to tournament heartbreaks and "scientific" moon-phase theories, this book drags you through every glorious misstep the weekend angler can make. You'll meet the friends, the rivals, the snacks, and the delusions that power a thousand empty coolers.Equal parts confession and comedy, A Dumb Bass Fishing Guide celebrates the truth every fisherman eventually learns: the real catch is humility-and it usually gets away first.