Do you know what "I'm fine" means?Of course you don't.Welcome to A Man's Guide to Understanding Women - a hilarious survival manual for men who have bravely asked the question, "How long will you be?" and somehow lived to tell the tale.Inside you'll learn: What "I'll be ready in five" really meansWhy "I'm not hungry" is never trueHow one text message ("K.") can end a manThe secret power of snacks, compliments, and shutting up at the right timeAnd finally... the Official Certificate of SurvivalShort, sharp, and painfully relatable, this book is perfect for: ✅ husbands✅ boyfriends✅ confused partners✅ and men who enjoy being alive.Warning: Reading may reduce arguments, improve your relationship... and extend your lifespan.