A Stubborn Viking, a Bureaucratic Afterlife, and a Seven-Foot-Tall Problem.Björn "Little Bear" Erikson was the mightiest Viking warrior in all the North. Seven feet tall, shoulders like a longhouse, and a beard that birds occasionally nested in. He had everything a Viking could want: a terrible nickname, a memorized seventeen-page death speech, and absolute certainty that his place in Valhalla was guaranteed.Then he died heroically in battle. With arrows in his back. Very dramatic.There was just one problem: The Valkyries forgot to pick him up.This was the beginning of the most irritating quest in Norse mythology. If the afterlife won't come to Björn, then Björn will go to the afterlife, and annoy every god, giant, and cosmic entity in the Nine Realms along the way. Armed with nothing but ghostly determination and a speech that gets longer every time he tells it, one stubborn Viking is about to learn that getting into paradise is harder than dying for it.>"Dead wrong has never been this funny."A hilarious reimagining: Norse mythology where the gods are petty and the underworld has a customer service problem.Bonus Content: Includes the exclusive "Original Bedtime Story"-the 28-page legend that started the saga!