Make Your Bathroom the Smartest Room in the House.You are going to be in there for a while. Why not learn something?They say the average American will spend 92 days of their lifetime sitting on the toilet. That is three months of staring at the floor tiles or scrolling through the same bad news on your phone.It's time to upgrade your downtime.Welcome to The Bathroom Book of Facts 2026. This isn't just a trivia book; it is a cross-country road trip through the weirdest, wildest, and most unbelievable parts of the United States, designed specifically to be read in 5-minute bursts.Forget the history class you slept through. We skipped the boring dates and dusty treaties. Instead, we dug into the archives of every single state to find the stories, laws, and legends that are actually fun to read.Inside the 2026 Edition, you will discover: The Kentucky Meat Shower: The day in 1876 when chunks of red meat literally fell from a clear blue sky (and yes, we explain how).The Exploding Whale: Why the state of Oregon decided to use 20 cases of dynamite to remove a beached whale... and why it went horribly wrong.The Pig War: How the U.S. and Great Britain almost started World War III over a pig eating potatoes in Washington state.Weird Laws: Why it is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane in Alaska (and who tried it?).The 2026 Almanac: Special facts celebrating the 250th birthday of the USA.The Perfect Gift for... Well, Everyone. This is the rare book that works as a funny gag gift and a genuinely interesting read.For Dads: The ultimate collection of "Did you know?" facts to annoy the family with at dinner.For the Guest Bathroom: Impress your visitors with your high-class (and slightly strange) reading material.For History Buffs: A treasure trove of obscure local history they've never heard before.The "No-Boring" Guarantee: Every story in this book is short, punchy, and designed to be finished before you flush.Don't just sit there. Make history.