Think you adopted a furry soulmate? Think again. You just moved in with a gaslighting sociopath who doesn't pay rent.Let's be real: If your cat were a human, you would have blocked their number years ago. They love-bomb you for treats, ghost you when you want affection, and physically assault you when you try to sleep. You aren't a "Pet Parent." You are a victim of Human Servitude, trapped in a hostage situation with a creature that views you as a mobile can opener with anxiety.Forget the cute "Cat Manuals." You need an intervention.This isn't just a funny book; it is a survival guide for the modern victim of Feline Narcissism. It exposes the dark, manipulative psychology behind those innocent eyes and teaches you how to cope with a roommate who displays all the traits of a toxic ex-partner, but gets away with it because they have toe beans.Inside, we expose the red flags of the Feline Toxic Personality: