A Victorian-style illustrated humor book for cat lovers, coffee lovers, and fans of royal absurdity. Welcome to the Kingdom of Caffeinia, where every cat has a crown, a job, and a serious caffeine addiction.This beautifully illustrated 35-page picture book by Michael Jelineo brings to life a world where royal felines take their "coffee careers" very seriously - and the results are hilarious, regal, and delightfully absurd.From barista kings enforcing a "No Decaf" decree to duchesses sculpting latte foam like Renaissance art, each page introduces a new character and a new caffeinated catastrophe. Every illustration is crafted in a lush Victorian oil painting style - rich textures, Rembrandt lighting, cracked varnish patina, and whimsical storytelling that blends high society with coffee shop chaos.This is the kind of book that will make you laugh while you're in the bathroom, chuckle at the coffee shop, or smirk from your throne (office chair or otherwise). Consider it bathroom-reader royalty.Inside This Book You'll Meet: ☕ A Maine Coon king with a golden espresso chalice