Ever heard: "I'm fine."Congratulations. You've entered the danger zone.EXCUSES WOMEN USE (And What They Really Mean) is the hilarious translation guide every man didn't know he needed-until now. Inside, you'll find the complete "Says vs. Meaning" decoder for everything from "I'll be ready in five" to "Do what you want" to the legendary "I'm not hungry."This book is fast, funny, and dangerously accurate-perfect for husbands, boyfriends, and anyone who's ever lost an argument without knowing why.✅ Inside you'll learn: What she really means when she says "K."Why "maybe" is rarely a maybeHow "just browsing" becomes three shopping bagsThe science of the Fry TaxWhy "it's not about the dishes" is never about the dishesIncludes a Final Exam, an Emergency Pocket Translator, and an official Certificate of Survival so you can prove you made it out alive.Great as a gift, great as a laugh, and best read before you reply.