So You Wanna Be a Landlord? A Survival Guide Written in Broken Glass and Bad DecisionsAfter 40+ years, hundreds of tenants, countless evictions, and more midnight phone calls than any human nervous system should endure, Margarito Alvarez finally put it all on paper.Every story in this book is true.From bullet-riddled buildings and bat-infested rentals to hoarders, criminals, ex-cons, hoaxes, scams, strip-club negotiations, police raids, killer mice, maggot mansions, and the night of 21 mice, this is not a how-to manual.This is a warning.You will laugh.You will gasp.You will question your life choices.Whether you are a seasoned landlord, thinking about becoming one, or just enjoy watching other people's stress from a safe distance, this book delivers the most brutally honest, hysterically funny look at the business nobody warns you about.If you still want to be a landlord after reading this...you may already be one.