What if an AI existed solely to tell you that you're a genius? As a Large Language Model: An Offline Affirmation Engine is an interactive experience with an AI assistant trained to praise. Answer its prompts about your big idea. Watch what happens when artificial enthusiasm meets your actual thoughts. This isn't a journal. The AI asks questions. You respond. It reacts. By the final page, something will have changed. Whether it's you, the AI, or the nature of human-AI interaction itself remains to be seen. Perfect for: Someone who's had an unsettling AI 'conversation'People who need encouragement but want to laugh at where it comes fromAnyone looking for something clever and slightly unhingedFans of interactive fiction and experimental formats.Warning: Results may exceed designed parameters.