The Zorp the Mailman Saga is a sprawling, chaotic epic following the cosmic misadventures of Zorp, a lanky, slightly green skinned postal worker in a neon spandex suit and a grapefruit coloured helmet. Driven by "Fart-Power", propulsion fuelled by his own intense existential anxiety, Zorp navigates the multiverse in a specialised pod. Crucially, Zorp is a Chaotic Resonant Mimic, meaning the stress of his environment causes his physical form to involuntarily warp and shape shift. The saga begins with The Unstoppable Deadline, where Zorp must outrun the literal end of time to save gravity and complete his delivery. This sets off a chain of absurdity, including The Hat That Wouldn't Shut Up!, where he meets a sentient, vocal accessory, and The Multiverse of Mayhem, which forces him to navigate fractured realities. His quest often takes a personal turn, as seen in The Quest for the "Extra Life!" and the family-centric chaos of The Great-Great-Great-Grandpa Giggle Disaster. Throughout his journey, Zorp faces increasingly bizarre obstacles: Logistical Nightmares: In The Spudling Snatch!, The Olympic Delivery Disaster!, and The Package of Nothingness, Zorp must handle deliveries that defy physics and common sense. Temporal Anomalies: Time is a constant enemy in The 30-Second Time Trap, The Five Minute Paradox, and the high-stakes Chronal Calamity of the Talking Hat. Whether it's a Chronal Croissant! or the reality-bending Waffle-Theory Crisis! (his ultimate showdown alongside Altroachina), Zorp's anxiety is the only thing that keeps him moving when time stands still. Even during holiday respites, Zorp proves that in a universe of madness, the mail must, and will, be delivered through sheer, panicked "chaotic efficiency and a gust of well placed flatulence.