Narrator: Here we are again with a new edition of the trilogy-an omnibus with some extra-extra-extra content. So now you can read the stories again, but with a BONUS story and a BONUS recipe, and even some BONUS poems. Because Nat 1 demanded more. More. MORE!!! Something about selling books that people have already read, but in this new and improved compilation format, so they will be inspired to buy them all over again. Witch Hayzelle: Nothing wrong with a good marketing ploy... Narrator: Of course you'd say that, Witch Hayzelle, seeing as how you're the Tell-a-Vision infomercial mogul. Now I guess you'll just have to hope they're reading this at 3 AM stoned out of their skulls with their wallets open and credit cards at the ready... Witch Hayzelle: Hey there, don't diss it- the system works. It has served me well. Narrator: Truth. You've milked it for everything you can, even despite it being a male pear tree. Editor: Hey, quit it, you two-this conversation is better suited for the interior of the book! Now get in there! Yes, both of you! God, meta works can be a friggen pain to work with.