Jacob Falstead moved from Michigan to West Virginia when he inherited an old house from a distant relative he'd never met. But the house holds secrets and he might have accidentally opened voids to other worlds and unleashed terrifying bloodthirsty creatures. With the help of his new love interest, Ives, and her father, the sheriff of the town, they don't have a lot of options to stop the massacre. As the hellish creatures run amock, they must find a way to work together in order to stop it. All Jason knows is if the hellhounds don't get him, the sheriff just might. Filled with impossibly hellish monsters, a cast of quirky characters, and a budding romance, this book is dreadfully gory and incessantly funny.