The Afterlife Orientation ProgramA Comedy Horror Thriller About Bureaucratic Hell, Training Manuals, and Incorrectly Assigned Soulsby Prasanth N.M.Welcome to the afterlife. Please take a number.Heaven and Hell have merged for budget reasons, the divine payroll's overdue, and eternity runs on broken coffee machines.When Daniel Graves, recently deceased middle manager, arrives at the Afterlife Orientation Program, he expects trumpets, light, and maybe a cloud or two. Instead, he gets mandatory training, demonic interns, and a clerical error that assigns him to the Demon Rehabilitation Division. His death was ordinary. His paperwork isn't.Now Daniel must navigate a collapsing bureaucracy where angels file grievances, demons chase KPI targets, and the Recycle-Your-Soul initiative is going horribly wrong. Alongside Sable Quinn, his unnervingly composed supervisor, and Rex, a demon with charisma issues, he's about to discover that inefficiency might be the only thing keeping existence from imploding.Part cosmic satire, part office apocalypse, The Afterlife Orientation Program turns divine order into a hilarious horror of misplaced priorities and existential red tape.Because even in eternity, someone still has to fill out the forms.