Whey aye! Welcome to the Toon - where the banter's legendary, the accent's iconic, and half the sentences sound like a different language.Whether you're a born-and-bred Geordie, new to Newcastle, or just obsessed with proper Northern humour, The Little Book of Newcastle Sayings is your pocket-sized guide to the funniest phrases you'll hear down the Toon.From classic greetings to the kind of expressions you'll hear in the Metro, the chippy queue, or shouted across the pub, this book is packed with authentic Geordie slang, explained in a way that's dead easy (and hilarious) to understand.Inside you'll find: ✅ Loads of Newcastle sayings & Geordie slang✅ Meaning + when to use it (so you don't embarrass yourself)✅ Example sentences that sound like real locals✅ A fun section on the Geordie accent✅ The perfect gift for anyone who loves NewcastleExpect famous favourites like: "Howay man!" "Whey aye!" "Divvent worry!" "Gan canny!" "Bobby dazzler!"...plus plenty more phrases that only proper locals truly understand.