Tired of "rising and grinding" toward a nervous breakdown? Stop accidentally succeeding and learn to fail with intention. How To Achieve Burnout Without Achieving Anything is the ultimate parody self-help guide for the overworked professional. This corporate satire dives deep into the "laziness lie," offering sarcastic career advice for anyone ready to master the art of quiet quitting. Whether you're a Millennial battling hustle culture or just a disgruntled employee looking for a laugh, this book is your permission slip to do less. Inside this dark comedy: The Burnout Blueprint: Achieve peak exhaustion with zero results. Workplace Humor: Why "failing forward" is just falling on your face. The Ultimate Office Gift: Perfect for the coworker who is "circling back" to insanity.