Family road trips are magical journeys filled with bonding, adventure... and the slow unraveling of everyone's patience somewhere between the second rest stop and the third "Are we there yet?". Are We There Yet? (And Other Lies Told at Mile 12) is a lovingly awful collection of bad dad jokes born entirely in the car, where seat belts are tight, snacks are suspicious, maps are wrong, and dads feel morally obligated to fill every silence with humor. Packed with groan-inducing puns, absurd observations, and painfully earnest dad logic, this book celebrates the uniquely chaotic comedy of long drives. From gas station disasters and melted candy bars to wrong turns that become "scenic routes," every joke is designed to feel like it was delivered from the driver's seat, five miles past the exit. Perfect as a gift for parents, road-trip warriors, family travelers, or anyone who's ever survived a vacation with kids and a glove compartment full of crumbs, this book proves one thing: the destination doesn't matter... because the jokes will make the trip feel much, much longer. Buckle up, open to any page, and let the groaning begin.