Based off of a comic strip I created in middle school, I novelized what I could remember, and added new material. I'm warning you now, it's a whole bunch of nonsense, it's vulgar and ridiculous, but it's all in good fun, they're just jokes. In Part 1, follow Ballester's exploits through a post apocalyptic wasteland, and space. Filled with strange characters, you never know what's gonna happen next!