Saturdays. Sundays. Mud. Rain. Shouts of "Away!" and "Never a foul!" If you've ever set foot on a grassroots football pitch - as a coach, parent, player, or ref - you'll know the beautiful chaos that this book celebrates. From dogs running on the pitch to WhatsApp group meltdowns, from sitters and slide tackles to the eternal hunt for bibs, this laugh-out-loud A-Z captures the true spirit of grassroots football. It's part dictionary, part therapy, and part sideline survival guide. Whether you're a long-suffering gaffer, a snack-parent, or the kid who always gets megged, you'll find yourself on these pages. And if you're looking for the perfect Christmas or end-of-season gift for a coach? Look no further. ⚽ Perfect for: Coaches (the saints who wash the bibs)Parents (the real taxi service of grassroots)Players (yes, even you, goal hangers)Refs (you brave, brave souls)The beautiful game might belong to the pros, but the funny game? That belongs to grassroots.