A Gentleman's Guide to Correct Living is a wickedly dark comedy told through the meticulous confessions of a self-styled "Gentleman" who believes it his civic duty to eliminate life's most egregious offenders: the loud chewer, the needless button-masher, the queue cutter.. But as he records his exploits with unnerving wit, another voice begins to creep into the narrative. Who, Reader, will hold the final word?