This collection, jokingly framed as Danny Capel's unwritten rules of life, is a hilarious survival guide to everyday nonsense, covering work, relationships, family, food, tech, and beyond. From late meetings that still end late, to "I'm fine" never meaning fine, to Wi-Fi only crashing during presentations, it captures the universal little irritations and absurd truths we all experience. Equal parts office satire, marriage playbook, family diary, and public-life handbook, the list turns life's frustrations-like staplers that vanish, awkward elevator moments, and kids who only get sick on weekends-into shared comedy. It's not advice you'd follow, but it's painfully accurate and instantly relatable.