A is for ASSART - turning forest to farm.B is BUMFIDDLER - causing documents harm.* * *Words That Sound Rude - But Aren't!ALTERNATE ABC is a mischievous, and surprisingly clean alphabet that both amuses and educates. Every entry is a real word that looks or sounds scandalous but hides an innocent meaning.In theory, you can use every one of them in polite company without fear of retribution. In practice, however, you may encounter raised eyebrows, muttered oaths, or baffled stares from anyone who hasn't yet got their copy of this book - thereby revealing themselves to be nothing more than a pack of Clatterfarts and Lobcocks.So, remember... If you think that these words are rude - that's entirely on you!