For over two decades, I've survived the ultimate test of patience: my neighbour. From sabotaged plants and dirty-water streaks to dramatic walks, gossip, and shoe-rack battles-this is my hilarious, no-filter story of living next door to the neighbour-from-hell.This is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental.Packed with humor, mischief, and tiny victories, this book is perfect for anyone who's ever endured a nosy, dramatic, or downright impossible neighbour. Laugh, relate, and maybe even learn a thing or two about patience, cunning, and reclaiming your space!