This hilarious children's book follows Maya, a sassy, sarcastic girl who expresses love through dry humor and dramatic eye rolls. Instead of hugs, she uses witty remarks like "Oh great, another thing to wear" or "That was efficient." But when her family surprises her with a party, she finally reveals that beneath the sarcasm is deep love. Through slapstick misunderstandings, over-the-top reactions, and a heartwarming climax, the story teaches kids that showing care doesn't always mean saying "I love you"-sometimes it means saying "Oh great, another thing to wear" with a smile. It's a laugh-out-loud celebration of personality, emotion, and the quiet power of sarcasm as a form of connection.