Is your friend a Madridista? Do they walk with an inexplicable swagger, believe the Champions League is their birthright, and bring up the number 15 in every single conversation?Congratulations. You've found the perfect gift.This isn't a book about football history. It's a hilarious, semi-serious guide to the "Galactic Condition" - the unique and often baffling psychology of the Real Madrid fan.Inside, you'll discover: The definitive Madridista "ID kit": Learn how to spot them in the wild, from their polished style to their signature "I am royalty" smirk.The 10 phrases only a Madridista can say with pride: And what they really mean when they say them.A guide to their most sacred belief: The "Conspiracy Theory" that the entire world is just secretly jealous of them.It's Not Your Fault, You Were Born a Madridista is a loving roast, a tongue-in-cheek guide, and a brilliant way to show your Madridista friend you "understand" them... or at least that you've got a great sense of humor.So, go ahead. Buy it for them. Watch their face as they realize you've given them a book that perfectly captures their elegant arrogance. It's the one trophy they didn't see coming.