Meet the Per Diem Dad-the father who shows up once a year, armed with excuses, blame, and the occasional gift card that somehow counts as child support. In this laugh-out-loud, sharply written tale, Max Holiday exposes the comedy and chaos of a dad who's more committed to his grievances than his kids. Told through the witty perspectives of the father, the mother who's had enough, and the kids who see more than adults realize, Per Diem Dad is a humor-filled look at what happens when parenting turns into an Olympic sport of dodges, denials, and declarations. Equal parts satire and storytelling, this book reminds us that sometimes the funniest way to deal with disappointment is to laugh right in its face. Perfect for readers who enjoy sharp humor, raw honesty, and a playful jab at the parenting excuses we all know too well.