Welcome to Death March to Happiness-a twisted parade of stories that highlight the absurdity of intrusive advertising, the inhumanity of the profit motive, the potentially deadly nature of corporate jargon, and all-too-familiar inappropriate responses to "unprecedented times."In this incisive, funny, and possibly disturbing collection, Michael W. Moss blends biting satire, macabre humor, and clever fantasy and other phrases he can't think of at the moment that would definitely make you want to buy this book.Encounter tales of eldritch horrors turned into tourist attractions, necromantic capitalists exploiting undead labor for maximum profit, nano-zombies twerking to pop hits, and drug-dealing coffee bots that might just get you killed.Dancing through cyberpunk beat prose-poetry, oneiric horror, unwarranted steampunk enthusiasm, dark fantasy, and modern satire, Death March to Happiness is a collection of fiction that will lead you through the odd, the ironic, and the existentially absurd.Wicken susride!