Life in your fifties isn't for the faint of heart but it sure makes for a good story.In this laugh out loud, relatable collection of essays, our narrator takes readers on a journey through the messy, awkward, and unexpectedly empowering moments of midlife. From disastrous online dates (yes, there's an "Arm Hair Guy") to the everyday chaos of running a cleaning business, and from raising a daughter who is now a full-fledged adult to dealing with cranky neighbors and garage doors that just won't cooperate, nothing is off limits.Each chapter blends humor, honesty, and heart, proving that growing older doesn't mean fading into the background. Instead, it means embracing the absurd, celebrating small victories, and learning to laugh at yourself loudly and often.This is a book for every woman who has ever felt like life was one big comedy show starring... her.